Another Commercial Idea, This Time For Dodge

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/16/2014 at 15:50 • Filed to: ad watch

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(Black screen) Narrator's voice comes on: "Power. Power is what America does best."

(Screen now starts showing a montage of vintage dragsters doing burnouts and wheelies.)

Narrator: "Power is what has defined us for almost a century. Power is what drives us, what motivates us, what compels us to be better."

(The rest is filmed black and white noir style. With red being the only color to be in color.)

(Camera cuts to the back of a pair of bright red stilettos worn by Vikki Blows (yes I know she's not American, but bear with me here, she is perfect) as she walks on a desert road. Camera slowly zooms out as she keeps walking wearing tight black jeans and a leather jacket.)

(The sound of each step hitting the asphalt is heard.)

Narrator: "Some would say with great power comes great responsibility."

(Vikki walks up to a red Challenger SRT8 Hellcat opens the door and gets in)

(Every sound of the door opening and closing is heard.)

(Vikki starts the car. Glorious motor noises are now heard.)

Narrator: "And we would agree with that."

(Quick cut to Vikki's face she is wearing bright red lipstick and she cracks a smile.)

Narrator: "Well, most of the time."

(The breakdown of this song plays starting with the singer screaming, "WALK WITH ME IN HELL!")

(The instruments fade into the sound of the Challenger doing a massive burnout. That is shown from the exterior of the car.)

(Text comes on the screen saying, "The All New Dodge Challenger SRT8")

/end commercial

bob and john > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 15:47

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http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php…

Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 15:53

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Not since this guy.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 15:55

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THIS IS AMAZING

Where have all the lightweights gone? > bob and john 06/16/2014 at 15:56

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Do-Rif-To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:03

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Don Draper over here

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:04

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Too much fluff. The hellcat should be advertised like the R8

This is still the single greatest car advertisement IMO. Just raw power

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake 06/16/2014 at 16:05

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I was trying to make it fit in with Chrysler's ad style.

JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:20

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If you could get a Hellcat and Vikki Blows, I would spend a week with you shooting this. I think I know someone with the perfect voice for it as well.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JGrabowMSt 06/16/2014 at 16:23

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I have a great deep voice for narration.

This might also take more than a week to shoot.

I could use a camera man...

JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:28

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I am a cameraman. Well versed in the dark arts of audio production.

I own all my own equipment, have about 8 years of experience, and have my own post production setup. I think a week is plenty of time.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JGrabowMSt 06/16/2014 at 16:30

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There is going to be about 3 weeks of wardrobe tests for Miss Blows.

JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:37

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I think the correct paycheck, and her selecting from her personal wardrobe could expedite the process significantly.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 16:43

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Excellent song choice my friend.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JGrabowMSt 06/16/2014 at 17:38

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Yes, but I want to spend as much time with her as possible. Nudge nudge wink wink

JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 17:43

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